Why You Plan Two Bachelor Parties

You’d think it was enough work to have to get your best friend to his funeral wedding on time, remember the rings and make sure he’s sober enough to change his mind at the last minute if he finally sees sense. Even more important is that you have to plan a Bachelor party to end all Bachelor parties, so you best friend can at least go out with a bang.

Not One But Two Parties

Now for the bad news, you actually have to plan two bachelor parties. I know, madness, but stick with me. You see the tradition of bachelor parties started way back in the Roman times, the father of the bride to be, his sons, and male relatives and friends used to throw a party for the future son-in-law. A big feast would be put on and I guess there were no strippers (but who knows?).

I’d Be Worried

This tradition continues to a certain extent right up to modern times. Now I don’t know about you, but the father-in-law to be probably won’t see the funny side of the best man booking a stripper to do an oiled-up lap dance for the guy who’s to marry his daughter. If he does I’d be worried.

The FAKE Bachelor Party

The thing to do is to arrange a nice civilised stag party for the father-in-law and his crowd to attend. Add a little mischief just to give him the feeling that this is the real deal. Send him packing believing that you’re a great bunch of guys and you know he’s off your scent.

The REAL Bachelor Party

Now the work really begins. It’s time to book the strippers, the limo, the trip to Vegas, the strippers, the clubs, the paint ball, the quad bikes, the strippers, the food, and the strippers…