If you’re going to organise a kick-ass, action packed stag bachelor party weekend then you want to start with the extreme sports first and then move on to the boozing.
Who wants a hangover and sick stomach just as you’re about to leap from an aeroplane a couple of thousand feet above ground? Not me anyway and certainly not the parachute guy you’re harnessed to.
So before you hit the bars and clubs take a moment to consider the following extreme and action activities for you stag bachelor weekend:
Go Extreme Sports:
If you guys are up for a little heart in mouth try skydiving or bungee jumping. The later may be the easiest to do, as it won’t take hours of preparation. Just weight in, get strapped and jump. If you do have a little more time and it’s something you really want to do before you die, then do the parachute jump.
Go Action Man:
For those with the killer instinct paintball is for you. This is a terrific way let off some steam and discover who’s up for a real challenge. Remember, take no prisoners, ‘cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war’!
If you ‘feel the need, the need for speed’, then other options include quad biking, dune buggying or go-karting. No bachelor party is complete without some burning rubber!
Now you’re ready to hit the bars and show off your new scars to the ladies.
How To Get Your Bachelor Party Into Any Club
Potentially one of the biggest problems you face on your Stag Bachelor Party Night is the dreaded doorman.
These guys can sense a stag party a mile away and when a group of alcohol fuelled, testosterone packed guys stumble up to the club, chances are someone’s going to be refused admission by the burly, humourless gatekeeper.
(Actually they tend to refuse just one or two people in the group, knowing that the rest won’t leave a comrade behind. A-holes!)
What to do? Well you can try the next club and use different tactics. Like breaking into small groups and trying to gain entry one or two at a time. The problem with this is someone is bound to be refused admission; either just because the odds naturally stacked against the group’s success or the doorman has seen through your clever ruse. Either way, you don’t want to have paid your entry fee only to leave again because your buddy was shut out. Too risky.
The answer is simple, and with a little forward planning (by you, the best man), you can guarantee your entry to the coolest clubs and impress your friends and gain the appreciation of the hottest women in the club.
Bachelor Party Club VIP’s
Call the club in advance and tell them you want to reserve a table with bottle service. Pre-order a bottle of medium priced champagne or something like that. Confirm your names will be on the VIP list and that’s it. If the first club refuses to take a bunch of guys, just ring the next one on your list until you get one to accept you.
This way you’ll get to skip the queue outside the club, you’re guranteed entry, your buddies will identify you as ‘THE MAN’, you’re a VIP which will naturally draw the attention of fun loving women who also fancy themselves as being VIP material and want to USE you to achieve that status.
You’re in like Flynn!
So your best pal is about to walk the long mile into the icy clutches of marriage.
You probably kept your mouth shut and didn’t mention that the bride to be is more like Frankenstein’s bride (only not as friendly/good looking/clever…) and that you know he’s making the biggest mistake of his live. Burying the truth deep down inside is what best friends do after all.
Well like it or not, your pal is a ‘goner’ and it’s now fallen to you to make his last days of freedom something he weeps over when he finally comes to his senses.
Planning a stag bachelor party is not brain surgery (lucky for you, huh?), but just to point you in the right direction here’s a simple check list of six tips to get you started. Use it as a framework to nail your own nasty embellishments to.
- Pick a bachelor party destination – Vegas, Miami, New York, Edinburgh, London, Dublin, Amsterdam…
- Kick off with – golfing, go-karting, paintball, fishing…
- Time to refuel – dinner at a steakhouse or sports bar (have a few drinks?)
- Ensure entrance into hot spots – register your group on a guest list or reserve a table with bottle service at trendy clubs
- Hire a limo for the night (this will draw women ‘like moths to the flame’)
- And of course – strip club?…
Don’t forget the cameras, but remember, ‘what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas’. Now go make your best pals stag bachelor party the best darn time of his soon to be sorry life; – your rock!