February 5, 2012

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Randy

Bachelor Party Club Entry Tips

How To Get Your Bachelor Party Into Any Club

Potentially one of the biggest problems you face on your Stag Bachelor Party Night is the dreaded doorman.

These guys can sense a stag party a mile away and when a group of alcohol fuelled, testosterone packed guys stumble up to the club, chances are someone’s going to be refused admission by the burly, humourless gatekeeper.

(Actually they tend to refuse just one or two people in the group, knowing that the rest won’t leave a comrade behind. A-holes!)

What to do? Well you can try the next club and use different tactics. Like breaking into small groups and trying to gain entry one or two at a time. The problem with this is someone is bound to be refused admission; either just because the odds naturally stacked against the group’s success or the doorman has seen through your clever ruse. Either way, you don’t want to have paid your entry fee only to leave again because your buddy was shut out. Too risky.

The answer is simple, and with a little forward planning (by you, the best man), you can guarantee your entry to the coolest clubs and impress your friends and gain the appreciation of the hottest women in the club.

Bachelor Party Club VIP’s

Call the club in advance and tell them you want to reserve a table with bottle service. Pre-order a bottle of medium priced champagne or something like that. Confirm your names will be on the VIP list and that’s it. If the first club refuses to take a bunch of guys, just ring the next one on your list until you get one to accept you.

This way you’ll get to skip the queue outside the club, you’re guranteed entry, your buddies will identify you as ‘THE MAN’, you’re a VIP which will naturally draw the attention of fun loving women who also fancy themselves as being VIP material and want to USE you to achieve that status.

You’re in like Flynn!

Randy

Bachelor Party Best Man Guide

So your best pal is about to walk the long mile into the icy clutches of marriage.

You probably kept your mouth shut and didn’t mention that the bride to be is more like Frankenstein’s bride (only not as friendly/good looking/clever…) and that you know he’s making the biggest mistake of his live. Burying the truth deep down inside is what best friends do after all.

Well like it or not, your pal is a ‘goner’ and it’s now fallen to you to make his last days of freedom something he weeps over when he finally comes to his senses.

Planning a stag bachelor party is not brain surgery (lucky for you, huh?), but just to point you in the right direction here’s a simple check list of six tips to get you started. Use it as a framework to nail your own nasty embellishments to.

  1. Pick a bachelor party destination – Vegas, Miami, New York, Edinburgh, London, Dublin, Amsterdam…
  2. Kick off with – golfing, go-karting, paintball, fishing…
  3. Time to refuel – dinner at a steakhouse or sports bar (have a few drinks?)
  4. Ensure entrance into hot spots – register your group on a guest list or reserve a table with bottle service at trendy clubs
  5. Hire a limo for the night (this will draw women ‘like moths to the flame’)
  6. And of course – strip club?…

Don’t forget the cameras, but remember, ‘what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas’. Now go make your best pals stag bachelor party the best darn time of his soon to be sorry life; – your rock!