What better way to enjoy your bachelor party New York experience than hiring a limo?
Think about it; do you really want to have to hail taxis all day and night for a big group of intoxicated guys out to paint the town red? It’s not like the limo hire cost will ‘break the bank’, and what’s the alternative, drive yourself? Yeah, that would really be a lot of fun.
Limos hire does not have to be that expensive, there are loads of great deals if you ring around a few companies and just think of the convenience!
Three other benefits to hiring a limo and getting chauffeured around New York for your bachelor party is:
- you can keep drinking between bars
- women are attracted to anything that steps in or out of a limo – fact (even nerds)
- everyone will think you and your posse are ‘fly’ and you’ll be treated like kings wherever you go (okay, not 100% guaranteed)
Limousine Hire Makes Sense
So go hire a bachelor party limo from one of the New York limousine services. You’ll get a driver who ‘knows the deal’, will be perfectly turned out in uniform and will pick you up and drive you around to all the hottest bars and clubs in New York City.
Most bachelor party limousines are equipped with entertainment and many have a complimentary bar (ask if this is provided before hiring). If you can even hire an enormous limousine for a bachelor party on wheels with room for dancing and other party activities – use your imagination.
Ready to roll? Enjoy your New York bachelor party with limo style!
You’d think it was enough work to have to get your best friend to his funeral wedding on time, remember the rings and make sure he’s sober enough to change his mind at the last minute if he finally sees sense. Even more important is that you have to plan a Bachelor party to end all Bachelor parties, so you best friend can at least go out with a bang.
Not One But Two Parties
Now for the bad news, you actually have to plan two bachelor parties. I know, madness, but stick with me. You see the tradition of bachelor parties started way back in the Roman times, the father of the bride to be, his sons, and male relatives and friends used to throw a party for the future son-in-law. A big feast would be put on and I guess there were no strippers (but who knows?).
I’d Be Worried
This tradition continues to a certain extent right up to modern times. Now I don’t know about you, but the father-in-law to be probably won’t see the funny side of the best man booking a stripper to do an oiled-up lap dance for the guy who’s to marry his daughter. If he does I’d be worried.
The FAKE Bachelor Party
The thing to do is to arrange a nice civilised stag party for the father-in-law and his crowd to attend. Add a little mischief just to give him the feeling that this is the real deal. Send him packing believing that you’re a great bunch of guys and you know he’s off your scent.
The REAL Bachelor Party
Now the work really begins. It’s time to book the strippers, the limo, the trip to Vegas, the strippers, the clubs, the paint ball, the quad bikes, the strippers, the food, and the strippers…
So your best pal is about to walk the long mile into the icy clutches of marriage.
You probably kept your mouth shut and didn’t mention that the bride to be is more like Frankenstein’s bride (only not as friendly/good looking/clever…) and that you know he’s making the biggest mistake of his live. Burying the truth deep down inside is what best friends do after all.
Well like it or not, your pal is a ‘goner’ and it’s now fallen to you to make his last days of freedom something he weeps over when he finally comes to his senses.
Planning a stag bachelor party is not brain surgery (lucky for you, huh?), but just to point you in the right direction here’s a simple check list of six tips to get you started. Use it as a framework to nail your own nasty embellishments to.
- Pick a bachelor party destination – Vegas, Miami, New York, Edinburgh, London, Dublin, Amsterdam…
- Kick off with – golfing, go-karting, paintball, fishing…
- Time to refuel – dinner at a steakhouse or sports bar (have a few drinks?)
- Ensure entrance into hot spots – register your group on a guest list or reserve a table with bottle service at trendy clubs
- Hire a limo for the night (this will draw women ‘like moths to the flame’)
- And of course – strip club?…
Don’t forget the cameras, but remember, ‘what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas’. Now go make your best pals stag bachelor party the best darn time of his soon to be sorry life; – your rock!